Wednesday, January 27, 2016

NIGERIAN PROBLEM EVERYWHERE YOU GO.


ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
 

GOD: What have they done this time?
 

ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions. They don't obey traffic rules. They
don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely reckless!
 

GOD: Then we better send them to hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
 

SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later.there is an issue here trying to resolve.
Ten (10) minutes later:
 

GOD: Hello Lucifer.
 

SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back.
 

The issue has turned into a crisis ooo!
 

An hour later:
 

SATAN: Hello?
 

GOD: What's going on over there?
 

SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo!
(He stammers),they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioner.


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